Our Interdimensional Investigation Protocol

Complete methodology for our 47-point interdimensional safety assessment of intergalactic casino operators, developed in collaboration with UNIT, Torchwood, and the Shadow Proclamation.

47
Safety Assessment Points
456
Hours Per Investigation
12
Expert Team Members
200+
Casinos Investigated

Four-Phase Investigation Process

Phase 1: Initial Reconnaissance
Duration: 72 Hours
Dimensional coordinate verification and stability assessment
Species identification and threat level classification
Regulatory compliance check with Universal Gaming Commission
Shadow Proclamation database cross-reference
Temporal flux monitoring for timeline interference
Psychic signature analysis for mental manipulation detection
Technology scan using sonic screwdriver protocols
Initial safety perimeter establishment
Phase 2: Deep Infiltration
Duration: 168 Hours
Undercover operative deployment across multiple timelines
Real-money deposit testing with quantum-tracked funds
Customer support response time and quality assessment
Game fairness verification using probability calculators
Withdrawal process testing with documented evidence
Staff interaction analysis for signs of hostile intent
Security protocol evaluation and breach testing
Emergency extraction procedure verification
Phase 3: Comprehensive Analysis
Duration: 120 Hours
Xenobiological assessment of operating species
Temporal paradox risk calculation and mitigation planning
Quantum probability fairness certification
Dimensional stability impact assessment
Psychic manipulation resistance testing
Financial security and segregated funds verification
Multi-species accessibility evaluation
Regeneration and consciousness transfer safety protocols
Phase 4: Documentation & Verification
Duration: 96 Hours
Evidence compilation and quantum signature verification
Cross-timeline consistency checking
Peer review by Gallifreyan Academy of Sciences
Shadow Proclamation compliance certification
UNIT security clearance and approval
Torchwood threat assessment validation
K-9 Unit fact-checking and data verification
Final safety score calculation and recommendation

Safety Score Calculation Matrix

Dimensional Stability
25%
  • Reality anchor effectiveness
  • Pocket dimension containment
  • Timeline integrity maintenance
  • Paradox prevention systems
  • Emergency extraction protocols
Species Safety
20%
  • Multi-species compatibility
  • Regeneration safety protocols
  • Consciousness protection measures
  • Psychic shielding effectiveness
  • Life support system reliability
Gaming Fairness
20%
  • Quantum probability verification
  • Temporal manipulation prevention
  • Multi-dimensional game integrity
  • AI dealer certification
  • Random number generation audits
Financial Security
15%
  • Multi-currency exchange reliability
  • Segregated fund protection
  • Withdrawal processing speed
  • Transaction encryption standards
  • Emergency fund recovery systems
Regulatory Compliance
10%
  • Universal Gaming Commission registration
  • Shadow Proclamation adherence
  • Local dimensional law compliance
  • Time Lord oversight acceptance
  • Galactic commerce standards
Customer Protection
10%
  • Responsible gambling tools
  • Addiction prevention programs
  • Mental health support services
  • Emergency assistance availability
  • Player dispute resolution

Our Interdimensional Expert Team

Dr. Martha Jones

Lead Xenobiology Analyst

Species threat assessment, biological compatibility analysis

Former UNIT Medical Officer, Tenth Doctor companion

Captain Jack Harkness

Temporal Security Specialist

Time travel safety, immortal perspective analysis

Torchwood Director, 51st Century Time Agent

Professor River Song

Archaeological Gaming Historian

Historical context, Time Lord culture analysis

Ph.D. Archaeology, Temporal paradox specialist

K-9 Unit

Data Analysis & Fact Verification

Quantum calculations, database cross-referencing

Advanced AI, 99.7% accuracy across 47,000 encounters

Quality Assurance & Peer Review Process

Internal Review

  • • Cross-timeline data verification
  • • Multi-expert consensus requirement
  • • K-9 Unit automated fact-checking
  • • Temporal consistency validation

External Validation

  • • Gallifreyan Academy peer review
  • • Shadow Proclamation compliance check
  • • UNIT security clearance process
  • • Torchwood threat assessment

Ongoing Monitoring

  • • Quarterly safety reassessment
  • • Real-time threat level updates
  • • Player feedback integration
  • • Dimensional stability monitoring
Transparency & Accountability Statement

Our investigation methodology is designed to provide maximum transparency while protecting sensitive interdimensional security information. All findings are documented with quantum signatures for verification, and our processes are regularly audited by independent galactic authorities.

We maintain strict ethical standards in our investigations, never accepting payment or benefits from casino operators under review. Our funding comes exclusively from the DWOWhocast community, UNIT research grants, and Torchwood operational budgets.

Conflict of Interest Policy

No team member may have financial interests in any casino under investigation. All potential conflicts are disclosed and reviewed by the Shadow Proclamation's Ethics Committee before investigation commencement.

Emergency Investigation Protocols

Immediate Threat Response

  • Temporal paradox detection triggers immediate investigation halt
  • Hostile entity identification activates emergency extraction
  • Dimensional instability requires immediate reality anchor deployment
  • Psychic attack protocols include mental shielding and memory backup

Post-Incident Procedures

  • Immediate notification to Shadow Proclamation and UNIT
  • Quarantine procedures for contaminated timelines
  • Medical evaluation for all exposed team members
  • Public warning issuance through all available channels

Questions About Our Methodology?

We believe in complete transparency in our investigation process. If you have questions about our methodology or would like to suggest improvements, we welcome your input.